Monday, March 19, 2007

Conde Nast Portfolio Marcom Material Ad Supported

So I get in the mail a dm piece from Conde Nast Portfolio that has an insert for Visa Signature credit cards smack in the middle of the dm piece pitching me as a 'charter subscriber' a special preview of the upcoming Portfolio title. Even the back cover of the marcom piece had a FP ad for Visa.

Ballsy or boneheaded? I am not sure. I do know that I spent more time evaulating that sales piece than I did any of the so called 'preview' information.

The only take away worth anything more than a puff was John Grimwade's brief article on Infographics.

Either CN is holding a lot back for their launch or there is not going to be much there-there...

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

FHM closes its pages in the U.S.

Emap has announced that FHM will be shuttered in the U.S. To see a seven year old magazine earning 1.25 Million circ give up the race is surprising. Perhaps not as surprising considering that Mediaweek is reporting that their circ fell 3% overall and over 6% at the stand. Even more so when considering that their ad sales were down 22% in 2006. Still, how badly was this title being managed where you can't make it enough into the black on those kinds of numbers? An all or nothing strategy? Obviously there is a ton of me-tooism going on in the once hot 'laddie space'.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

The Future of Mag Dispensing?


It's just a mock design but nice ... in secure areas, you could buy up entire blocks to display and dispense mags ...

Astounding ... From 1930 - Now ... That's Really Astounding!


Apparently while JAGWAG is all about the future of publishing (Condé Nast's PORTFOLIO is not coming out next May!), for me, apparently, it's the week of internet collection of old science fiction magazines ... This will astound you, ASTOUND has been publishing since 1930 and here is nearly every cover ...

Psst! Hey Buddy...Wanna Be An Editor At Fortune?

Good grief...so Fortune has another new Managing Editor...the third top editor within six years. Andy Serwer, a Senior Editor at Large at Fortune and resident talking head at CNN, is slated to take over the helm at Fortune in a surprising move due to its low buzz prior to its announcement.

With Conde Nast poaching a lot of talent to fill their stable with experienced biz writers for the upcoming launch of Portfolio, it will be fun to watch the category slugging it out in 2007. With the relative low growth (and decline for some) among the category, which title will give up the ghost? Fast Company? Inc? BizWeek? Forbes is looking skinny and acting a bit desperate with their buying of keywords over at Google against a search like "Fortune mag"...blood in the water folks and the sharks are already circling...

Monday, October 30, 2006

How Large of a Portfolio of advertising will it have...

I have received at least three "it's coming soon" notices in the mail for the biz mag due from Conde Nast...Portfolio. While it doesn't launch until May 2007 (look for it in April), the high profile of this beast is sure to make its first issue a must read. They have a video up of Eric Schmidt talking about Google's future. Find it here.

The interview by the E.I.C. disappoints in my opinion. It is pretty clear that the era of fawning over CEOs is not over if Conde Nast has anything to do with it. Throw virtual rocks at Joanne Lipman, not me, if you agree.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Amazing Cool Database of Magazines From Another Era


Amazing in scope and amazing that some survived to this day ... obscure, fun, cool, bizarre ... you'll spend hours perusing ...

From the Author's "About Us."

"The idea behind the magazine lists started many years ago when I started writing bibliographies for sf authors (such as James Blish and Clifford Simak) who had published extensively outside the genre and realised that, while the world of sf/fantasy/horror magazines was fairly well documented, things were very different in the outside world. Not only were there typically no indexes for other genres (such as westerns or sports magazines), but nobody even seemed to know quite which issues of which magazines existed."

MacAddict to Become Mac | Life


Future - clearly knee deep in meetings have also announced that MacAddict will become Mac | Life - yes, with bar in the title - perhaps becoming the first mainstream magazine in America with a "bar" in the title. MacObserver reports readership is down 10,000 - and we're not talking Good Housekeeping numbers to begin with so ... MacAddict was getting a big tired and very thin so hopefully, they will wake up deliver for readers and advertisers MacAddict 2.0 ... a competitor MacHome also closed earlier this year as a magazine - website still lives on ... so while Mac sales themselves are blazing ... it's that damn pesky internet again ...

Monday, October 23, 2006

Ad Age Selects 41 Worst Covers Last 41 Years


Hard to argue with the choices so far.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Will Future Need To Stop Wearing Shades?

The future at Future US is not as bright as it once was. They recently announced to pull the plug on four magazines - two shelter mags that couldn't hang with the big dogs, one women's sports pub, and a new launch that just hit the one year mark - are all on the midden heap.


While this pullback is not as dramatic as the one seen in late 2000 when their golden teat known as Business 2.0 shriveled and shrank (prompting the closing of 10 titles and pink slipped hundreds worldwide), it is curious to this observer whether this is a trend we can expect to see from them every five years?


Their video game titles, such as PC Gamer and PSM, continue to shrink and their recent ad page counts in the November 2006 issues are slim considering two new platforms are launching. Indicative of the aging gamer demographic? Or something else?


[KC] They are keeping PREGNANCY - maybe if they changed it to VIRTUAL PREGNANCY or SECOND LIFE PREGNANCY, gamers would get it.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Radar Online Takes on the Masthead Pics

Damn - they beat me to it - From RADAR ONLINE. I thought about doing such a piece but I'm lazy ... nice feature on those soft glow editor/publisher/ chief "casual-seemingly off the cuff" photo that represents all that I am hard on facts but soft on life ... that I'm rakish, glamorous and all egghead sexy but really, I'm all about being your advocate ... and never mind it took 40 rolls, 7 stylists and 8 filters to make me look like Clooney's brother or Rachel McAdams slightly older sister.

Harvard: We're Fun Also!


Harvard (the school ;-) is not all just about Business or rowing, it's about keeping it real with "fans." (they already have an alumni mag)



They're launching a new Harvard lifestyle mag called 02138 - not quite as catchy as 90210 and apparently technically, most of the colleges are not really in zip code 02138 but who's going to argue with an endowment larger than some countries GNP.



The first issue features the Harvard 100 - not by income but by Harvard hotness ... whatever that may be ... though shocker, Peggy Lipton's daughter (first issue cover) is attractive - without or without a shirt :-)

Saturday, September 16, 2006

On the Newsstands - Who's Hot


See, when you sell a subscription for $400 a year and you're not peddling medical studies, the upside is people who used to read People now read you also ... do we need a new word for "reading' when all you do is look at pictures and no words have more than 2 syllables (celeb kids names excepted?).

IN TOUCH is #2 on the newsstands in the battle of celeb mags.

MEN'S HEALTH (the shirtless mag) is claiming they have usurped MAXIM as #1 on the newsstand - MAXIM says, "We have not been surped and for God's sake, put your shirt back on!"

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

MySpace: We Need to Kill Some Trees


As someone who welcomes any new magazine on any subject ... well, almost anything ... I can only hope that whomever is the throw-bleach-in-our-eyes- creative-designer behind MySpace does not go anywhere near the proposed magazine ...

From AdAge:

"MySpace is actively considering whether to launch an ink-on-paper magazine to complement its insanely popular and remarkably valued online property. The editorial mix would likely cover standout MySpace members and their interests, from music to their social scenes. ..."

Hummina, hummina, hummina...SOLD!

So Time Inc. is going to sell off 18 titles. And some of the old standys are in this group: Field & Stream, Parenting, even Popular Science.

We think this is good for the magazine business. Out of 18 titles at least one senior manager is going to say, "Screw it! I am going to get a sugar daddy and launch my own magazine!"

Granted one or two new launches might come of this and while they won't be on the scale of Conde's Portfolio, we could use something cool like Make or Paste.

Monday, September 11, 2006

It's Cool, It's So Hip It Hurts ... It's Only Online


Fashion156.com is another trust-fund way too cool Euro fashion mag - only it's only online...

Saturday, September 09, 2006

The Future of Print News

Maybe when ePaper is perfected along with WiFi Max, here's what your newspaper will look like ...

NEWSMAP

Not A Bad Idea, Just Bizarro Choices

From the NY Times, some publishers are trying to get college student hooked on their books by offering them free PDF/Digital versions ... not a terrible idea but instead of actually giving students a real choices, clearly whomever made these choices is a marketing genius who graduated from the School of Obvious Marketing ... sometime in the 1930's ...

"The School of Cinema-Television at the University of Southern California will get Premiere; the Parsons School of Design, Elle; the Johns Hopkins School for Advanced International Studies, Foreign Policy; the Kellogg School of Management at Northwestern University BusinessWeek; and Notre Dame’s college of engineering, Popular Mechanics."

What no farming mags for people at A&M schools or Bass Fishing for Gulf Coast students ...

Monday, September 04, 2006

Damn, Is It September Already?

Like the other coast friends, I prefer to take August off.

It's all very civilized - even if it means being stripped search at Teterborough, and your evening ends trying to read the If-I'm-passed-out directions tattooed on Lohan's back ... now, the fun & games are over and it's back to the blog.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Relaunch Cracked? Are they Mad?

An investor group that bought out the assets of Cracked is releasing their first issue on the stands today for $3.99. This appears to not be your daddy's Cracked of half baked cartoons and satire. This has some money behind it and from what they are sharing on their web site, they have some talent lined up to write for it too including one of my favorites from MST3K - Mike Nelson!

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Launched ... 2006. So Far ...

Here are the notable launches so far for 2006 - only listed if there's a website, frankly if you launch a magazine in 2006 without a website, step away from mimeograph machine, get back on your donkey and ride back into the 20th century ...

Most of the launches seems to have a point which is a good thing - during the last internet boom, there were plenty of vanity projects that had no real point ... there are still some just in it for launch parties and to have ego boost photos on the masthead but most are legit and interesting enough ... in this day and age, that might not be enough to make a go of it but we could use all the idiosyncratic launches we can get our hands on ...

Looks Pretty Good:

108 - Baseball Nostalgia
Adorn - Crafting (cool looking design)
Atlanta Peach - Atlanta style/fashion (from the geniuses of OCEAN DRIVE)
Atlantan - Atlanta style/fashion (apparently, it is Hotlanta)
Arts & Crafts Homes - Architecture Art & Crafts (classy looking)
Beckett Elite - High End Sports Memorabilia
Beckett Massive Online Gamer - Online Multiplayer Video Games
Bene - Italian Design & Style (very cool looking!)
Blueprint - Martha Stewart's Architecture/Design
Chicago LifeStyle - city mag, not quite world class yet
Delicious - UK foodie
Fair Game - Women Soccer
Fairways & Greens - West Coast Golf & Travel
Form & Style - Plus Size Women Fashion & Style
Hallmark - If you have a cable network, you have to have a print companion
HouseDIY - Somewhere between REAL SIMPLE and THIS OLD HOUSE
ID3 Podcast Magazine - Podcast
Illiterate - Art/Poetry
Imbibe - Mixed Drinks
ImagineFX - SciFi EFX (with DVD)
Innovative Home - Architecture & Design
Conveyer - Hip Jersey City mag
Lemon - Another hip art.culture downtown mag
Massive - The other massively multiplayer online video gaming mag
Melangé - Sexy Lifestyle
MissBehave - Hip Girl's Teen Lifestyle
New York Front Desk - City Lifestyle
Ocean Home - Aspirational
Pulse - Not the defunct Tower mag, sexy fashion lifestyle
QuinceGirl - Spanish Sweet 16 Quinceanera's Celebration
Radiant - Stylish Young Women Lifestyle
Relish - Nice looking food mag - will they relish the tough competition?
SacTown - Nice classy name for Sacramento city mag
Savvy Mommy - Hip motherhood
She Knows - Cooking/recipes
Shop Smart - Consumer Reports for young women
Stone - Lifestyle, fashion
Smash - Tennis Mag Jr ... though isn't everyone in tennis underaged now?
Vox - Long Island/Hampton hip lifestyle
What's Next - High End Lifestyle & Travel
World Bride - Brides of 'Color'
You-Tu - Latino Lifestyle & Fashion

Looks Interesting Though Not My Cup of Tea:

3V - Christian GQ
A Public Space - Art & Culture
Baseball Youth - Little League/Youth Baseball
BassFan - The Sport of Professional Bass Fishing
Beer Advocate - No Beer mag has succeeded so far ...
Bella - Spanish Women's Fashion
Breath of God - Christian Young Women
Christian Professional - Christian Fast Company
Civilian Job News - Career mag for military to civilian life
CNBC Euro Business - Business Mag (Surprisingly weak design)
Crawl - Jeep mod mag
Create the Dream - Candle, Soap & Herbal crafting
Creative Techniques - A HOW magazine for design creating 'pop art.'
Crier - Art (artist designs each issue)
Draft - The better looking but will probably fail like the first 25 beer magazine ...
EAT: Exotic Adventure Travel - Attempt at Maxim Travel - not quite there
Equine Wellness - Horses
Fertility Today - No smarmy comments
Gift Shop Mag - Trade mag of notable new merchandise for Gift Shop Owners
Golf Magazine Living - Golf Real Estate Development
Green Builder - Trade mag for "Green" Developers
GreenSource - "Green" Construction
Heart Healthy Living - Food & Health mag (weak design)
Hope for Women - Christian Young Women
Hunting Camp Journal - For Hunting Property Owners
Full Size Jeep Magazine - For Cherokee owners only
Jamaican Eats - Nice looking food & travelogue mag
Journal of Christian Youth Ministry - Title pretty says it all
Junk Market Style Decorating - Is this something people really want on their coffee table?
Kitchen Mag - Is there a room without its own mag?
Kokoro - Martial Arts
LRL - Land rover Lifetstyle
Lidia's Italy Shopping - Tie in to KQED Chef
Maximum Fitness - Guess Minimum Fitness folded
MedicaLife - Lifestyle Mag for Doctors
Nine - Girl's Teen Fashion
North Virginia - America's 2000th City Mag?
Poker Life - Texas Hold 'Em
Positive Thinking - Mental/Physical Health
Real Fighter - You better be one to wear the t-shirt in public that they also sell.
Scale & RC Boat - RC Watercraft
Shattered - Women Business
Shereese Hair & Beauty - Hair & um, beauty
Shock - Most controversial launch of 2006
Sister, Inc. - African American Business Women
Standout - Gay/Lesbian
Success - CEO Business magazine
Sweet Tea - Northwest Florida ... Porches
Tapout - Ultimate Fighter (cool logo - most other mags could learn something!)
Traditional Lowriding - Website placeholder ... so far, SFW ... Next Week? :-)
TrueGirl - Christian Girl
Urban Savvy - Urban Lifestyle
WakeSurfing - Wakesurfers
Web 2.0 Journal - for Web 2.0 Designers & Webmasters
Wicked Act - Dancehall Reggae
WonderTime - Parenting

Me'h (We're Just Here for The Classifieds and Plastic Surgery Ads):

BoomNC - Retirement in North Carolina (could use a real designer)
Generations Hawaii - Hawaii Retirement (seriously needs re-design)
Golf Events - Golf Corporate Outings (weak design)
Helen - Lafayette, Indiana Women
Internet Genealogy - Was this designed on an Amiga?
Jorrest Teen - Vanity project?
iSalsa - Salsa
Movmnt - Urban Lifestyle (cheap looking)
Nightlyfe - Too hip to spell correctly - too much flash to let anyone in ...
St. Mary's - Some city somewhere ...
Texas Family - For parents in Texas
Today's Groom - So far, there's been 10 attempts to get grooms to care ...

Single Magazines For Sale

If you don't live a giant news-stand, here's another place to get individual copies of mags ... though it seems to be designed in 1998 and for the life of me, I could not figure out how to actually order from this place ...

Int'l Herald Tribune: The Audio Version


The International Herald Tribune is offering an interesting feature - free for its readers ... er, listeners:

Step 1: Select any news section or individual article to add it to your podcast. You can even create custom filters for your favorite topics.

Step 2: When you're finished AudioNews will create a custom podcast URL based on your selections.

Step 3: Use iTunes, Juice, or your favorite podcast software to download AudioNews directly to your PC or portable media player.

BabyTalk Controversy

Babytalk scares readers with photo of giant baby and a curved portion of our largest organ ...

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

MySpaced Out: ElleGirl & TeenPeople Drop Out


A few weeks ago, ElleGirl announced it was dropping out of the teen rat race - today surprisingly Time Inc decided to close up TeenPeople - only two months after hiring a new editor and "looking forward."

Both will live on as websites.

Time Inc. ... We Do Use a Lot of Ink



In case you're curious about the 145 magazines that comprise of the Time Inc Magazine Publishing Group, here ya go ...

Core Statistics
22.5% - Percent share of overall domestic magazine advertising spending as of March 31, 2006

350+ million - Copies sold each year by IPC Media – The U.K.’s leading consumer magazine publisher

28+ million - Number of U.K. adults that IPC magazines reach – 70% of U.K. women and 50% of U.K. men

(And yes, PROGRESSIVE FARMER is part of the US titles).

Dick Van Dyke - The Comic: Too Real to be True


Here's the story of a short-lived comic book spin-off of the Dick Van Dyke Show ... it's wacky with a great deal of detail ... it's so surreal that you'd swear it was too weird to be real ... or maybe it's just all too real ... it's on the internet, it must be real, right?






;-)

Apple, Not Far From the Tree



If Absolut is the best magazine advertiser of the past 25-30 years, Apple is not far from that title ... of course, the famous 1984 TV commercial doesn't count for print but this was a 32-page insert in Newsweek to introduce the original Mac.

Issue-By-Issue Magazine Measurement Service To Launch

FROM PRESS RELEASE

"... a new print ratings service scheduled to begin continuous measurement of publication audiences this fall. This new method of tracking print audience levels and engagement on an issue by issue basis may change the way in which advertising in magazines and national newspapers is bought and sold, by providing information that is comparable to that of electronic media. “The Beta test proved that continuous measurement of issue-specific audiences that is both timely and credible can be provided at a reasonable cost. This information will enable publishers to provide a level of accountability not previously available, while providing substantial insights into the underlying dynamics by which their publications attract readers,” says Rebecca McPheters, McPheters & Company President."

CLICK ON TITLE BAR to JUMP and READ.

Free to Read ... Not So Much



"new research suggests that consumers who receive unpaid subscriptions to upscale city and regional magazines are far less inclined to read them, and when they do, they don't value them as much as magazines they pay for. The findings, which were revealed recently to members of the City and Regional Magazine Association, comes from a study conducted by a media researcher known for reaching upscale media consumers: Monroe Mendelsohn Research, authors of the so-called affluent study. To understand what impact a barrage of new upscale, but freebie, magazines are having on the market for paid circulation magazines, Emmis Communications, one of the largest publisher of city and regional magazines, commissioned MMR to survey readers. The result: a majority of 2,250 randomly selected consumers surveyed in key markets where such magazines are published either were unaware of the free magazines, or said they did not read them."

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Revolver, Revolution, Imagine, Future - One More Into the Er, Breach


Several years ago, Harris Publications launched REVOLVER MAGAZINE and Imagine Media launched REVOLUTION.

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While Harris has evolved REVOLVER from a mainstream music magazine to one covering metal/death metal - REVOLUTION folded up shop after a few issues.

REVOLVER was and is essentially pointless. There are a handful of nice/great/ interesting UK music publications such as NME, MOJO, Q, and UNCUT - for some reason, American music writing has whithered to a quality best described as almost-as-good-as-the-Sam's-Club magazine.

ROLLING STONE is as much of a music magazine as MTV is music television.

BLENDER is acceptable - amusing but not very ambitious. Perhaps the confined quarters of GB (being an island and all that) and the desire to hang onto to a pub & club expense account drives the need for top notch writers. Meanwhile in the States, while our radio is mostly bland pre-programmed, robotic and payola based - the reality is that the music that sells/downloaded illegally is wonkily diverse - from Atlanta crunk to crystalline pop to alt country to trip hop to alt ... and while the pop stars are covered by People & Us - they niche 300 magazines cover the rest in America ... so anything vaguely general interest is poo-pooed ... nothing new on this front for almost any hobby field magazine in America.

So, REVOLVER revolved themselves into a death metal magazine. Not that anyone really cared but give them credit for proving that you never give up - even if you haven't a clue ...

Speaking of REVOLUTION. It was supposed to be the intellect's dance magazine.

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That's sort of like saying, the intellect's TV wrestling magazine or the intellect's ultimate fighter magazine ... and I say this as a trance/house/trip hop music fan.

People who like dance music don't really need to read about it - they just wanna know the best white label secret tracks being played in some obscure club around the world and at midnight raves.

Okay, apparently many trance music fans are also on E but that's another blog - anyway, it's hard to read when you are dancing on a beach in Ibiza under the moonlight with 20 sweaty supermodels (that's just my life - you might want to substitute Des Moines, the closed Kmart and your geography teacher :-)

If you are going to be a pompous intellect magazine about house/trip-hop/trance dance music ... it also doesn't help your case when the writing is not very intellectual and rather dull. Plus, there's really not much of an advertising market because the people they want to reach are already at the clubs drinking tequila shots from a sponsored hostess.

The included CD's were nice but REVOLUTION stopped spinning after about 6 issues.

But Imagine which became Future is determined to stay/get in the music business - so after buying a bunch of guitar lesson magazines, they have acquired the lamest and shortest of breath music magazine, REVOLVER - guess they just love the REV word - any magazine with that name, we'll buy it!

I wonder how the death metal fans will feel when they switch over to dance?

Reader's Digest - The Party Animal

The Reader's Digest - yes, still publishing and still making money - though in ways that might surprise you so if you need some street marketing ... Main Street that is - you gather up 5,000 consultants to throw parties in their homes and sell, sell, sell to friends, family and neighbors ... what could be more neighborly?

A Taste of the Action only costs $199 (not including shipping or handling - it is the Reader's Digest after all). just so they don't forget their roots, your consultant will be happy to sell you some magazine subscriptions also.

Or you can make $100 to $300 the old fashioned way ...

And while the web site clearly has too many elements on one page, you even get podcasts - way more 21st century than THE NEW YORKER.

Conde Nast Acquires NutritionData.com


Press Release:

"Conde Nast announced today that it has acquired NutritionData.com, a leading health and nutrition Web site that provides high-quality tools and information to consumers eager to embrace a healthier lifestyle."

Guess I won't be a regular at NutritionData.com

New Fangled Technologies ... of 1949

Fun covers from way back - the 1930's to the 1960's, from Modern Mechanics to Popular Science.

Animation Timeline-UK Sight & Sound

The timeline of animation as an film art form - from UK's Sight & Sound magazine.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Should New York Be Called New Amsterdam Again?

Ok, we're going to take a sidestep and talk about newspapers for a second.

So the Wall St. Journal is going to start selling advertising on their front page one-upping (or one-downing) The New York Times (the NYT began selling ad slots on the front page of their Business Section months back).

I can hear the reps at the WSJ now "Hey Joe...me take insertion order from you long time...". I wonder if Mr. Crovitz at the Journal realizes he's going to need new business cards which change his title from Publisher to Pimp.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

I May Not Make My Base Commission This Month



So, if you think you have it rough? Imagine selling lifestyle & travel ad space for Time Out ... in Beirut.

The Business End of Conde Nast

Old news is that Conde Nast is launching a business title.

Update: they have decided on a title - PORTFOLIO.

If the photos on the website are any indication, hopefully, we are returning to the days of real photos in business pubs.

After all, the best parts of Koyaanisqatsi were the showcases of man's power to build, stack and reach for the sky ... what is not the Strip at Vegas but our new Colossus at the harbor of Rhodes?

Of course, the market is pretty soft in the business/financial mags but at least it'll be a nice ad package with Wired.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Absolut - ly Great

The best magazine/print advertiser of the past 25 years has to be Absolut - the most audacious and brilliant is probably the flat snowglobe but it's hard to beat some other amazing things they've done like the crossword puzzle socks ... below are some samples of my favorites but of course, the two books cover the whole history of Absolut advertising.

It goes to show you what imagination and well, a nearly un-limited print budget will do for you :-)

You can gather up some of the best known modern day artists to produce a series of modern art:

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Some of their classic ads along with a giant foldout:

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Or actually bind in Absolut wrapping paper holding 4-5 holidays cards:

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Or bind in word-magnets - this tiny photo doesn't really do it justice - click on link to see ot full sized:

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To Absolut, thanks for the memories and all your creativity and showing everyone you are only limited by your imagination.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

If Your Readers Are Not So Bright, Take ALL Their Money


If you really, really, really, really want your readers to pick up copies at the news-stand and supermarket racks, this is brilliant - charge nearly $400 a year for a subscription - no, not a trade or a newsletter for the defense department, it's OK! It's OK Magazine's wacky but brilliant strategy and if you love it so much, why not ask their readers to go to cash-advance paycheck office to gather up $400 clams (with a vig of about 200%) so it'll arrive a few days in the mailbox every week or so ... because Jen, Brangelina, Gwen, Xina & Paris are worth giving up that blood medication.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Yep, We is More-rons ...

If you ever wanted a thousand links to book publishing and book selling stats and links, follow this page from Para Publishing (vanity press)

And while this is more related to books, here are the reading ... er, non-reading habits of our fellow nitwits and if these stats are true, frankly, they are nitwits ...

Who is Reading Books (and who is not)

One-third of high school graduates never read another book for the rest of their lives.

Many do not even graduate from high school. 58% of the US adult population never reads another book after high school.

42% of college graduates never read another book.

80% of US families did not buy or read a book last year.

70% of US adults have not been in a bookstore in the last five years
(ed: Amazon.com & Barnes & Nobles.com would explain this one)

57% of new books are not read to completion.

--Jerrold Jenkins.

Friday, July 07, 2006

Everything is Beautiful ... Everything is For Sale

The WSJ (via Hollywood Wiretap) is reporting that Hearst's SHOP, ETC ... will become the first mainstream magazine to sell the cover.

I'm not sure why this shocks anyone. You knew it was a coming ... I think as long as people you tell people straight out - THIS IS ADVERTISING or THIS IS AN ADVERTORIAL, we're okay about it. We're adults. We're grown-ups (at least physically) so we can deal with it.

Just DO NOT HIDE IT or treat us as ninnies.

Hell, let's run ads on the bellies and thighs of hookers*

Just be upfront about it ... and BETTER yet, include a $5 coupon. We will all feel better.

Besides, SHOP, ETC is basically a SkyMall catalog with less words - not exactly much of a stretch ... and of course the bigger point is ... I'm guessing it's pure coincidence that on the cover of a dozen magazines EVERY MONTH are movie stars who just happen to have a movie coming out ... and if that's journalism inside, US Magazine should have about 15 Pulitizer's.







* Yes, this is fake. Page closed but screen cap on left.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

MySpace All Over IT

Ad Age is reporting that Seventeen Magazine is the first mag to put up their own MySpace page ...

For marketers (and phillosophers) out there, consider this ...

It really is the era that the brand itself is an living embodiment of the brand (can you get your head around that after a long weekend of beer, brats, brawts & chucks of undigested beef?)

Consider this ... three of the fast food chains have profile/pages up on MySpace :

Burger King, Wendy's and Jack in the Box

For those not in the know, you can ask to become someone's "friend," on MySpace - essentially creating a link and thus the network of friends can grow and grow ...

Burger King, Wendy's and Jack in the Box have 67,721; 85,321 and; 118,882 friends respectively.

And where are you in hearts and minds of MySpacers?

Saturday, July 01, 2006

New York - Still a Hell of a Magazine Town

What are the ten best magazines in America right now?

Three on the list pretty much center on one city ... fortunately, it's New York City - and they deliver & capture in print America's zeitgeist in one fell swoop EVERY WEEK*

Of course, being a magazine about New York has its advantage because even after 230 years, there's no denying that New York is the center of it all because if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere (as the colonial forefathers used to say over & over again (of course, they used YE instead of YOU)) - and if nothing else, ye still cannot get a pastrami sandwich as great as you can in NYC.

By jamming everything together in one 50 block radius, there is tension and competitiveness to be first, best or have the most ad pages - it also helps that the TV networks, art, theater, fashion, advertising, publishing and other entertainment industries are all there in that same 50 blocks.

So, there are some built in advantages but that doesn't entirely explain the distance between the quality of these three NY magazines and Los Angeles or San Francisco city mags - they are not just a continent apart in quality - more like the west coast mags are on Pluto in the middle of the Kuiper belt ... that's 5,913,520,000 miles if you're keeping numeric track ... and it's no East Coast bias talking here, I'm in S.F.

New York

NEW YORK MAGAZINE held that "mythical" title of America's best magazine for most of the 70's and early 1980's and has pretty much re-captured that crown though it's not nearly as great as it once was but that might just because in the era of the internet, NYC is just a tad less important. While a little less newsy obviously, it is what TIME and NEWSWEEK hope to be - it's never un-substantial even when it's covering pop culture or when they have a celeb on the cover. Every week, they capture the topic most important to New Yorkers and ultimately to everyone vaguely interested in all the directions New York and its many industry leaders are pointed towards. And if that's too much reading for you, they even have included a brilliant weekly "approval matrix" graph paper grid dividing the trends of today into HIGHBROW & LOWBROW and then split into varying X/Y axis points of DESPICABLE or BRILLIANT ... (and promptly stolen by STUFF magazine).

Every issue is backed with solid writing, excellent photographs and world class magazine design. Of course, it's New York centric with occasional features that leave those who cannot name the 5 burroughs clueless but then TIME magazine keeps telling me to exercise and eat healthy so what's up with that? And since it's also an insider media mag - you also get a glimpse at new print campaigns. For the longest time, it was home to the annual ABSOLUT over-the-top holiday print extravaganza from a flat 3-D snowglobe with moving snowflakes to socks to word magnets.

The downside to many is that the last half of the magazine is essentially a roundup of movie and theater reviews (plus classifieds) - the weakest part of the magazine.

Time Out New York

All and all, NEW YORK MAGAZINE is the ultimately Manhatten insider - perhaps spending a little too much at club openings, parties and in the Hamptons but secretly, we want all the gossip anyway but it's no lightweight celeb magazine as it covers everything about NYC and everything that the city touches - architecture, art, advertising, media, the economy, fashion, government, and where America is headed.

Hard to ask for much more from a magazine.

If NEW YORK MAGAZINE is a bit East Side, TIME OUT NEW YORK is ALL Village ... It is the charismatic wild cousin of New York Magazine who calls you up at 5 AM because he's locked in the freezer of the meat packing plant that was a nightclub from 2 to 4 AM. Time Out New York covers the rest of NYC that NY Mag might shy away from - its seedy and wild side. The writing is more uneven but it's always heartfelt and real - and yes, while it's more a city guide in terms of its focus on events, happenings and resturants - because it's NYC, it's always just a bit more important. They are also quick to poke fun at anything pretentious - and in NYC, that ahppens pretty often. While New York mags agate type reviews and back pages stuff & classifieds don't amount to much, TONY's (as they abbreviate themselves) strength is its hundreds if not thousands of reviews of EVERYTHING going on in NYC. While 75% of the mag is the "back-pages' stuff and at first glance, might be a turnoff, it's really a fascinating snapshot of the city that never sleeps and ultimately a snapshot of the city that truely is America's capitol (and capital).

A typical issue has a cover story on this week's big happening along with some other major event - then it's onto the fine print - several restaurant reviews and any new restuarnt openings along with their listing of the Top 100 places in the city. Then it's onto the weekly happenings for kids, museums, festivals and even street closures. Every issue contains a review of an art exhibit and in NYC, there are usually 4-5 opening at all times ... Other subtopics include Books, Clubs, Comedy, Films, Gay & Lesbian, Music Live, Music CD Reviews, Theater, On & Off Broadway, Radio & DVD ... and we're not just talking one page per topic or regurgitated press releases, there is a main page and then anywhere from 2-5 new reviews plus hundreds of real reviews - whether it's abstract photographs at some tiny gallery or the latest Pixar movie or some night club cabaret singer ... IT'S ALL THERE and ALL REVIEWED.

It is really a weekly moveable feast Michelin Guide to all that is NYC.

So even if you're NOT in NYC, you can see what you're missing at the Met or at the Met's Shea stadium - it's all there. Idiosyncrastic, Weird and Fun - it's the real New York City and if nothing else, an impressive feat of print production because they do it again EVERY WEEK.*

When you flip through it, you wish your town had as much going on in 200 square blocks ...

New Yorker

The third is the oldest - the venerable NEW YORKER. Of course when your writers included Hemingway, Faulkner, Capote and Benchley - you have just a little bit of history to bank on. Of course, it just proves that great writers no longer start at magazines - who do we get now?

I can't speak of its years in the days of Hemingway since I was not alive. I can only praise it from the 1980's to today. While Tina Brown seemed to be loathed by many - since I've never met her, I can only say she did a great job when she was at the New Yorker. She had a pulse of what topics would be relevant to our lives and to our intellectual curiousity - when she was at the helm in the late 1980's and 1990's, the New Yorker held the crown of best magazine in America. The new editor has done a pretty good job of upholding the fine tradition and it's still pretty great - just not the absolute best in America. Here is the strength of the New Yorker, (no cover lines BTW) ... WRITING. Yea, pretty radical. The comics are amusing and the newly added photos are nice but it flat out comes down to the writing. In fact, there's no point in the New Yorker printing cover lines on the cover because frankly, most issues don't seem to promise much ... if you glance at the TOC, you think - READ THAT, SEEN THAT, BEEN THERE, THROWN UP ON THAT ... but then you flip the page and the writing draws you in - topics you thought you had absolutely ZERO interest in ... Japanese Koi fish, WTF? but 8,000 words later - you suddenly start googling Japanese Koi fish to read more ... Even the book reviews draw you ins o 4 pages later, you are at Amazon looking up the autobiography of the general leading the British at the Somme - damn you New Yorker!

It is still weird reading the f-bomb in the New Yorker though and their idea of humor is quaint - as if Moliere told you a pun in French.

Part of the appeal of the New Yorker is how it seems as though they are in a bunker in the basement of the Museum of Natural History - writing as if everything else were a mere triffling but they are the only real scribes of our history and times ... that can be annoying to some but mostly, it's interesting, different and great writing is timeless. Bravo to Conde Nast keeping its spirit intact ...

So, there you go, read and subcribe to the three of America's best magazines. Thank you NYC!

* Well, in magazine publishing, there are really only 46-51 weeks a year :-)

Direct Web Links:

NEW YORK
TIME OUT NEW YORK
THE NEW YORKER

Friday, June 30, 2006

Disposable - Wasn't Always the Case


Maybe magazines wouldn't seem so disposable and more vital if the covers didn't seem the same month after month - what are publishers saying to readers? It's just the same old - same old?

Perhaps by making them seem less disposable, they won't seem to be date stamped like milk ... and bad in a couple weeks ... maybe we need to go back to the days of old like these Fortune mag covers from way back ... who would not want a nice framed version of this on your wall? Versus the Fortune covers of today?

Old time Fortune covers from Nostalgiaville.

Do "cover lines" really sell the magazine? Or is it marketing CYA and the presumption that you have to over-sell everything? What about to subscribers? What do they need cover lines for?

Was it really art prior to the late 1980's or was it just a matter of limitations - that when you got your Mac with its 1,700 typefaces and fonts, why not use everything? Why not throw 16 sizes of every weight on a cover in 15 minutes where as before if you tried that, the typesetter with calluses on his calluses (including his missing finger) would walk up 7 flights of stairs - cuss you out in Welsh and beat you to senseless with a horsehide mallet.

Of course, they still use the horsehide mallet in Sales but that's another story ...

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

They REALLY Don't Draw Them Like They Used To

A great compilation of illustrated print ads from the 1950's and 1960's - collected by FLICKR blogger Leifpeng. All fun and great stuff - even if I have no idea what it is. I would like a lot more ethyl in my car ... why? So I can have the best-est Chevron Christmas Ever! Because it's keen ... Nestle Keen! Or if you want to beat back those nasty carbonated boys sodas mom & dad, Hi-C is the one ... aka the makers of SnowCrop ... do I want to drink anything called SnowCrop?

Some things don't change - General Mills - giving away a MILLION DOLLARS in 1960 ... what's that in today's buying power - $25 million?

Or light up a Camel, endorsed by Brian Keith, Rock Hudson and a couple military guys.

Now known as Squirt, it was once Rummy ... (and just as popular!)

How about 99.9% sugar for the kinder - Karo for the pancakes?

High tech is high tech.

But above all, don't be a Dopey Dan.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

How Do You Get on the Cover of Time?

Yea, in the days of yore, you needed to beat back the forces of facism or split an atom to get choosen to be on the cover of TIME ... I said peeshaw to that ... in fact, you don't even have to birth a baby in Nambia ... two clicks and you are this weeks cover of TIME magazine ... or PLAYBOY or on the cover of THE ROLLING STONE.

(Other links on page might be NSFW).

Friday, June 23, 2006

Brain Surgery or Subscribe to a Mag

MAGHOUND

If you thought clicking YES on a magazine subscription or filling out a subscription card or poking Ed McMahon in the steam and giving him $3.99 in 4 separate envelopes ... is just too easy of a way to subscribe to a magazine ...

Here's a deal from Time Warner where you have to put on your thinking cap, take off shoes and launch EXCEL just to subscribe.

Choose a package of 3, 5, or 7 magazines fora package of 3, 5, or 7 magazines for one low price. You'll get 3 magazines for $6.95 per month, 5 for $9.95, or 7 for just $11.95 per month. Add extra magazines to any package for just $1.00 per month each, up to a maximum of 20!"

If I were smarter, I could tell you if it's a good deal or not ... the mascot is cute if that's anything ...

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Harvard Business Review - Good enough for Yalies


I picked up the most recent issue of HBR at the Atlanta Airport which set me back $10 or the equivalent of a 12 oz bottle of water and a Snickers bar from one of the HMS Travelhost spots. Normally, $10 for any magazine really will make one pause but in an airport concourse that level of spending is typically small time so it didn't engage my "Warning Will Robinson!" filter like it normally would hanging out at the reading couch at Border's.

I found it interesting that the issue had a cover dot promoting their own edit piece. Rather than whore themselves out for that last sliver of ancillary revenue the publisher decided to blatantly tout their own wares. Score one for growing a pair to fend off the ad creep on their cover.

The up front items were hit and miss with most of the main features solid save for one on Avatar-based Marketing (I don't expect fanboy based edit in HBR. It's bad enough seeing this dreck everywhere else).

I have to admit that I was intrigued by one of the cut lines: Eager Sellers and Stony Buyers: Understanding the Psychology of New-Product Adoption. That story had even more value than I had hoped and is exactly the type of useful and insightful edit from from a magazine flying the banner of an Ivy league school.

Speaking of that cover dot - it was heralding an exclusive interview with the Chairman and CEO of GE, Jeff Immelt. Well worth the read. Also, a surprising story on the benefits of making mistakes. That article alone should be sent annonymously to your bosses. If you haven't taken a look with an issue of HBR, take a flier on it or if you are not in an airport concourse, get on down to your local library and read the June 2006 issue for free and take the sub card home with you.